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http://instagram.com/p/ZYEqXxJETw/:

Ootd

#self #blackhair #greeneyes #makeup #eyebrows #eyeliner...

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#self #blackhair #greeneyes #makeup #eyebrows #eyeliner #eyeshadow

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demonsofslash: sirisles: dixiesaurer: aaronwarner-anderson: m...

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demonsofslash:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

damn

i need to try these out sometime

#sidecut #mohawk #blackhair #eyeliner #greeneyes #pale #plugs

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#sidecut #mohawk #blackhair #eyeliner #greeneyes #pale #plugs

thisis-my-note: arcanehex: The many infamous faces of...

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thisis-my-note:

arcanehex:

The many infamous faces of kovu

that moment when you remember how weirdly attracted you were to an animated lion

were?

sadly i still am

i know that feel D:

toopunktofuck: tittynubs: effington: Guys remember when...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:41:12 -0430

toopunktofuck:

tittynubs:

effington:

Guys remember when Episode 1 was in theaters and this candy toy came out that actively encouraged children to get to first base with Jar Jar Binks?

ON FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING DILDO OR SOMETHING I SWEAR TO GOD

why this

does look like a dildo

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Los 15 minutos mas largos de mi vida

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I just need a hug right now

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What do I do?

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I wish things were easier....

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I always love hearing your voice… and how it sounds on the...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:50:10 -0430

I always love hearing your voice… and how it sounds on the phone n.n

what can i say..?

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what can i say..?

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